If you brought a dish that represented "you" to a dinner party, what dish would you bring and why?
Deviled Eggs
Pooped out by a fowl creature
Made
Not born
Boiled from the inside out
Guts and all
Cracked out of my delicate shell
Strategically dissected, disemboweled, and separated from myself
Whipped with a creamy sauce
Stained with a yellow squirt
Seasoned with a dash of black pepper and a circle of salt
Sprinkled with paprika
A little spice and everything nice
A spiritual invocation sung upon my final phase
Hail Satan for I am Deviled Eggs!
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